June 2012
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
In Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the...
motley-minded-emily:
Yet another stunning example of all of English media having more continuity than one episode of Glee.
pokekorrakitty:
Americans lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: dad, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag
Book 2, Season Two of TLOK will be aired in 2013.
jennerg:
thelastofthemorgensterns:
dealwithavatarkorra:
What am I going to do for 5 months…?
i’m gonna throw up.
Hilarious Engrish Fails Gallery →
most-awkward-moments:
#14
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nintendoggystyle:
i wonder how many people on this site are actually snails
Woops.
dragon-rider-girl:
Mom saw porn on the dash.
“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
