April 2012
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Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
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I want a nice body, but then like… food.
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Everybody: You're so anti-social
Me: No, I just don't like you
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Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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