May 24th, 2013

napoleonbonerhard:

so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything 

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  • Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

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normanbecile:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

No

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

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darrynek:

wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive 

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10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

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skq-trq-speak-slow:

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

I mean lifetimes

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westbor0baptistchurch:

inbox:

does tumblr have cheat codes

it’s called being physically attractive

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breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

This  whole scene was really wonderfully paced and unsettling.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

milk-chiller2:
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

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